It's time once again for...Spam Poetry™

For those of you who've come in late, I occasionally take the subject lines from spam I've received recently and arrange them into...what passes for poetry. My "rules" basically are that I transcribe the subject line exactly, eliminating any extraneous crap such as random characters at the beginning or end, and I can add punctuation and play with spacing. Other than that, it's pretty much untouched. Enjoy.

Oh, and since these aren't always entirely work-safe: ( Poetry within )

Of course, there's this one:

Win $10,000. Poetry Contest- Enter Now.

Are they trying to tell me something? ;)