Ask and ye shall receive!

Just last night on TIM I remarked to those assembled in the nexus (as opposed to those disassembled in the nexus) that I need new spammers, because mine are in a rut.  All I get anymore is MILF spam, spam exhorting me to visit some site or other to see virgin sluts having their first sexual experience (which raises the question, "How can they be sluts if they're virgins?" but that's not important right now), or spam that always starts, "We contacted you a while ago" and goes on to try to convince me that I should get a mortgage at some freakishly low rate from a shady website in Vanuatu or Tuvalu.  It's boring!  I can't even do Spam Poetry anymore because there's no panache! No verve!  No pizzazz!  No...creativity!

And then, as if in answer to my plea, I got three completely new spams, today!  Apparently, more policemen are needed and I'm being told I need to enroll to become a cop.

Granted, it's a small step, and still not very exciting from a Spam Poetry point of view, but...it's a start!