It's time for Spam Poetry™

I haven't done this in a while because...well, because my spammers have been asleep on the job. All my spam is boring, now. It's all mortgage or stocks. *Yawn* These were constructed from the subjects of the 81 spams I received since midnight on my Yahoo.com account.

Those of you who've ever bought a new house and then had the joy of being on every mailing list for every mortgage and realty company for all time will identify with this one, which I call "Mortgage~~!!!"

Thank you for your recent purchase
hello
re:hello
hi
Hello! Need a Mortgage?
How to buy homes: With Nothing!
Need Mortgage Loans?
Need Refinance, Debt Consolidate, Cash out
Need to Buy or Refinance your home? Get started today
A pre-approved loan~~!!!
Pre-approved loan for you!
Find the Great Mortgage Program~~!!!
Get a great Mortgage & Save money~
Refinance & Save your money today~~!!!
A pre-approved loan~~!!!
Find the Great Mortgage Program~~!!!
Get a great Mortgage & Save money~
Refinance & Save your money today~~!!!
Get a great Mortgage & Save money~
Refinance & Save your money today~~!!!

Refinance & Save your money today~~!!!

Brings a tear to my eye, it does. Or that might be because today was an eye-day (right). But I digress.

This next one I call "You are what you eat." If you read it in the right frame of mind, it's slightly risqué.

Any health troubles?
Few steps to become healthy!
Thank you for your recent purchase
don't be cooped up
We are pros in getting you laid
Emerging Growth Opportunity
Six professional power tools in one machine

Panty peek Panties Robin Parson
CRUEL BOYFRIEND ABUSED A GIRL
her sweaty milkbags were jumping in that ride
You are what you eat

*snif* You are what you eat, indeed.

And there you have it. Hope you enjoyed them. Stay tuned for more as soon as I get something other than Mortgage spam.

*chortle* "sweaty milkbags" At least that's semi-creative.