And the Award Goes To...

Today's award for the weirdest ever stuck-song lyrics goes to multiple artists. Because I'm hearing multiple voices "sing" the words. They are, in their entirety:

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

I know for a fact that one of the ones I'm hearing is DaVinci's Notebook's "Seaside Lament (Sand)," which starts with the Spanish counting, because I'm also hearing them doing part of the background lyrics, which contains "doo ron ron ra oooo, doo ron ron ra oooo," and part of the very Beach Boys-esque bridge ("Don't it make my Speedos / Crunch like Doritos / I've got shifting dunes / In my Fruit of the Looms"). I'm pretty sure the other one is The Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy," but I don't have that one on my iPod, so I can't "scratch" that particular itch.

Oy. This is just what I need on a Tuesday morning: surreal lyrics from two songs that are so very not the same style.

At least I don't have "Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho" from Weird Al's "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi" competing with the...um....

GAH!