It's going to be one of THOSE days....

[kaasirpent]

This morning I got into the shower and saw what I thought, for a second, because I wasn't wearing my glasses—obviously, because I was in the shower—might be a tiny spider crawling on the outside of the glass door.

Momentarily freaked (spiders seem to know the terror they instill in me and occasionally torture me by crawling around on the ceiling above my shower), I took a much closer look. "Whew," I thought. "Just a little black spot."

I hate my brain.

At least I like the song.

Comments

re: just a little black spot

[etherial.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's a spider that I trained to remain very very still.

[oneeyeddaruma.livejournal.com]

This is the precice sort of situation that makes me wonder why more insurance companies don't cover vision correction surgery!

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

You would think, to ensure maximum carnage, they'd attack when you had underwear to be imperiled.

[kaasirpent]

Thanks. For that.

<eyes underwear drawer with high suspicion>