SPAM Poetry™

[kaasirpent]

Today, I have three that came in. Language-warning: If you don't want to see foul language, then don't read the poetry. It's that simple. It's not like I wrote this stuff anyway. I just arranged them.


I call this first one you are the fuck buddy thus because that enigmatic phrase is repeated three times within it.

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you are the fuck buddy thus
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you are the fuck buddy thus
Sexually Explicit: Easy mom's who get laid
cheating wifes
mature college girls
roudy cowgirl fun
you are the fuck buddy thus

Brought a tear to my eye. *sniff*

This next one appears to be some sort of weird ad for college life aimed at teen-aged boys. I call it hot college parties:

hot college parties
girls getting nasty
puke spring break videos
Freedom is here
Hate the lines?? And the Cost? Or how about the Hassle???
Do it for yourself
all in the pussy
Impress your friends

Finally, this last one at first appears to be offering religious salvation...until the twist at the end. I call it denied!

long time no see...
Come to heaven
on the rise for the second week

denied!

At least the last one didn't tell me I could get rid of my debt the Christian way...which, I'm guessing means they pray about it and charge me big bucks, thereby putting me further into debt, so they have to pray harder and charge more, etc.

Or not. It's not like I'll ever visit their web site to see what it actually means.

Comments

[reo.livejournal.com]

Dude. You really need to compile these into a book and sell it. The first one especially is gold. I searched and see a few websites that do this, but I don't think anyone's actually made a book and sold it. It would probably only take a few weeks' work, too.

Plus, you get to profit off being spammed! What better revenge?