Another Stuck Song Medley

[kaasirpent]

Someday, someone's going to use this journal to prove I'm not competent to walk free among normal people. And they'll probably be right, considering some of the stuck song medleys I get in my head. This particular one was "playing" when I woke up and has not abated at all as the day has matured (I typed 'mutated' at first and had to replace it with 'matured').

It starts with Anne Murray's "You Won't See Me":

When I call you up, your line's engaged
I have had enough, so act your age
We have lost the time that was so hard to find
And I will lose my mind, if you won't see me
You won't see me

I don't know why you should want to hide
But I can't get through, my hands are tied....

and then morphs into Cher's "Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)":

Does he love me I wanna know
How can I tell if he loves me so
Is it in his eyes?
Oh no you'll be deceived
Is it in his eyes?
Oh no he'll make believe
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss
That's where it is

and then segués deftly into Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time":

If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay

I don't know why I did the things I did I don't know why I said the things I said
Pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside
Words are like weapons they wound sometimes.

...but as sung by Sean Hayes who played Jack McFarland on Will & Grace.

I know. Put me away. But there you have it.

The first two are only because of the bold lyrics. The second is partially because it's Cher and partially because of the bold lyrics, but the irony is that I hear Jack/Sean singing it, not Cher. It's almost like my brain's pattern matcher is on hyperdrive, or something. "If you wanna know" "I don't know why." I'm only shocked that I don't add "Why? Because we like you! Em Oh You Ess Eeeeeee!" at the end.

Like...I just did. *sigh*

Comments

[winkymonkey.livejournal.com]

In the words of a former student, you are yoony-q. That's supposed to be unique.

[kaasirpent]

That is certainly a unique pronunciation of 'unique.' :)

[kierly.livejournal.com]

Electroconvulsive therapy may be your only hope.

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

this a.m. I woke up with TMBG "Mammal" and Cobra Starship "Snakes on a plane" mixed together in my little noggin.

I thought I should share that with you...

[kaasirpent]

Mine today is just Right Said Fred's "Too Sexy."

Kill me, please. Just kill me.

*hugs*

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

sorry, no snake killin' today.