The Fuel Crisis: A Solution

[kaasirpent]

I was just chatting with a friend in Google Chat and I believe we have hit upon the plan that will save this country billions of dollars in fuel costs while simultaneously lowering food prices and ridding the south of a perennial pest.

Yes, I'm talking about turning kudzu into ethanol. Just think about it: Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi could become the hub of a global fuel cartel. We could call it: BUBBAPEC (but that's just a working title, for now). You think Arabs are scary? Give a bunch of rednecks with shotguns a chance.

Yes. Yes! Forget corn! Forget switchgrass! Kudzu is everywhere and it grows anywhere and you can't kill it! It's...it's....perfect!

We'll make millions! Billions! Dare I say....trillions? <drool>

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[kaasirpent]

We should plant an acre of switchgrass and see how long the kudzu takes to eradicate it. :)