It's Time Once Again for: Spam Poetry™

[kaasirpent]

I just realized I haven't done this for over a year. It's high time.

Relax. Take a Deep Breath We have the answers you seek.
All women will dream of you
Accessories of the highest class
Satisfy her with your giant
The bigger it is the better
She will be satisfied like never before!
Light her eyes with fire of true adoration

Microsoft Office ready to download

I think MickySloth might have been behind this one.... :)