It's Time Once Again For: Spam Poetry™!

[kaasirpent]

(For those who have come in late and/or have no idea what this is about: occasionally, when the Spam subjects amuse me and I feel moved to do so, I arrange some of the subjects into an amusing (hopefully) little 'Spam Poem.' And then I inflict share them with my friends on LiveJournal.)

I call this one "Grow a Kangeroo"

Heres the info you wanted
This is wonderful!
Right thing to do
Fill your life with splendor
Your happiness is much closer now
     Grow a kangeroo in 2 weeks
Increase its length by 2-3 inches
Make it large and steady as rock!

Who knew you could grow a kangeroo [sic] in only 2 weeks? I was stunned, for sure.

I call this one, appropriately enough, "You look really stupid kaa"

October
You look really stupid kaa
May
You look really stupid kaa
March
You look really stupid kaa
August
You look really stupid kaa
January
You look really stupid kaa
April
You look really stupid kaa

     The man everybody talk about
     kaa is a moron
     He released his dreams
     kaa is a moron

Get dressed for success here
You look really stupid kaa
Man goes berserk in office
You look really stupid kaa
Erase the memories of the defeat
You look really stupid kaa
My favorite monogram
You look really stupid kaa
You will never know the difference Can not tell
You look really stupid kaa
Make yourself look really spiny!
You look really stupid kaa

     Heres the info you wanted
     kaa is a moron

It's a bit repetitive, but I think it definitely makes a statement.


I now return you to your regularly scheduled friends page, already in progress. This has been Spam Poetry™.

Comments

[bigmeanie.livejournal.com]

"Make yourself look really spiny!"

How appropriate, Snakey. ;)

[kaasirpent]

Then I'd look like this:

[bigmeanie.livejournal.com]

I interpreted it as "spine-y", i.e., "like a spine". It made sense in my head. :)