It's Time Once Again for...Spam Poetry™!

[kaasirpent]

I call this one "6 Things"

6 things to never say to a pregnant friend
     Get larger and enjoy sex more
     Unravel the mystery of enlargement
     Low Prices On Enlargement
     Fantastic growth results guaranteed
     Attain ultra large measurements
     Huge size increases with our wonder pills

This Spam Poem has been brought to you by the number six.

Comments

[buckeyebrain.livejournal.com]

*snapping fingers*

[scirocco.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with the first one? :)

[kaasirpent]

Heh...believe it or not, I only had a few spams with 'large' implications in the subjects. You'd think that in over 700 spams, I'd have more, but...there you have them. :)

I almost took that one out and put in "Truckload of dead puppies."

[ladywhy.livejournal.com]

I concur with all six.

[ladywhy.livejournal.com]

...and if I might add, these six are even worse to say to a 'recently pregnant' friend. To go even further, it's best not to discuss 'largeness', 'enlargement', or 'ultra large measurements' in any form with any woman who is or has been pregnant anytime in her life. I'm just saying.

In case you're wondering, I certainly don't have any 'largeness issues' of my own. In case you were wondering.