It's Time Once Again For Spam Poetry™

[kaasirpent]

My Spam is getting better. And I mean that in the sense that it's not all Nigerian scams, ads for penis-enlargement, replica watches, discounts at Pfizer, or diplomas. Those were, frankly, getting boring. Apparently, my Spammers agreed.

I call this one "Snippet of an Overheard Conversation"

Yo yo yo
We visit the musical. Join!
Our Sunday program
     Sorry, I can't
If you had a gold fish, you would ask for a bigger instrument.
     Completely lost mind???
Be falcon, not pigeon
     Idiots on march
     I found a different approach
     Contact my department
     Ok?
     For your safety
Can't dig how it works
     Stop and think
     We can't wait forever
     Top vacancy of the month!

Clearly, person 1 is quite insane and person 2 is a psychiatrist who is concerned for person 1's mental health. Clearly. :)