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kaasirpent: (Random Thought)
[personal profile] kaasirpent
Tuesday, December 6th, 2011 05:09 pm
How does Superman shave?
  • Current Mood: curious
  • Current Location: Work (in body only)
  • Current Music: My own audio notes, from whence this came.
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[identity profile] peteyfrogboy.livejournal.com
Tuesday, December 6th, 2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
Heat vision + mirror = laser hair removal

[identity profile] etherial.livejournal.com
Wednesday, December 7th, 2011 12:40 am (UTC)
Superman is too manly for stubble. If he wishes a beard, he can simply will the hairs into existence.

[identity profile] haloumi.livejournal.com
Wednesday, December 7th, 2011 02:49 am (UTC)
He uses his superbreath to inhale with his mouth and nose closed, sucking the hairs back in.

[identity profile] happy-buddha.livejournal.com
Wednesday, December 7th, 2011 06:09 am (UTC)
Pete is correct-.the mirror is actually a piece of the ship he arrived in in some continuities.

[identity profile] peteyfrogboy.livejournal.com
Wednesday, December 7th, 2011 11:02 am (UTC)
But then the question is how he shaves his back. Two mirrors?
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