Sounds Like...But Sadly Isn't

[kaasirpent]

I just said to bigmeanie

Peeling the papaya.

Which I then said sounded like a euphemism, but isn't. (Because I actually was peeling a papaya.)

Can you think of some good ones? :)

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[oxlahun.livejournal.com]

The Internet is here to help. Behold, the Euphemism Generator.

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

Any verb/subject pair, when followed with if you know what I mean!.

I had to pick up a quart of milk -- if you know what I mean!

I got the car washed -- if you know what I mean!

I feel like chicken for dinner -- if you know what I mean!

[jost.livejournal.com]

While hardly subtle and even though I'm sure it loses a lot in the translation from the French; one of my favorite euphemisms for male masturbation: To blow the brains out of Charles the Bald.