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kaasirpent: (Declutterization)
Thursday, June 27th, 2013 09:12 am
Indulgence by MarkyBon, on Flickr
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I've been on a neat kick lately. This basically means that I looked around and, in one, fell swoop, decided I Have Had Enough of This™, where "This" equals clutter.

Yes, I've gone on anti-clutter binges before. But the clutter always wins in the end. It's the Zen nature of clutter.

I started with the bathroom because I couldn't see my counters. Yes, it was that bad. I cleaned it in one day, and have been reveling in my clean bathroom since. Then I moved on to my closet. I have all my pants either hanging or neatly folded, I bought a new piece of furniture from The Container Store to store towels and shoes I almost never wear (dress shoes). I got rid of some clothes that don't fit (that is still an ongoing endeavor). My shirts are hanging in rainbow order (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet). My closet is now also a pleasure to enter and look at. It still needs some work, but I'm doing it a little at a time. I think part of what made the declutterization fail before was trying to do everything all at once. I would go into the closet and start trying to, right then, decide 'keep, toss, or donate' for every article of clothing. It's overwhelming. Now, I do that as I get them out to wear or run across them as I'm looking for something to wear. Two or three items per day, tops.

The closet, by the way, is where I usually revert first. I'll do a load of laundry, and instead of hanging up or folding and putting away, I'll just leave it in the laundry basket to "take care of tomorrow." And "tomorrow" never comes. I'm just admitting that here with no promise that it won't happen again tomorrow or next week. :)

Meanwhile, during all of this, my housemate, Yvonne, a.k.a. Velda to some of you, was inspired by my efforts and decided that her project was to get the kitchen under control. The kitchen is her demesne. It took her about 2 days (and a new microwave, because the old one was . . . decrepit), but the kitchen is a masterpiece of organization, now. She moved stuff around to where they made more sense, put things up, threw things out (I had some spices that had moved with me from Tuscaloosa. In 1999.), and found places to store things that had been sitting on the counters. Again, it's not done, because there are things that need to go to other places that are still cluttered. But it's better, and it's a work in progress.

Now I'm working on my office. My home office is a place where I don't like to be because there was a path from the door to my desk, and that was it. Every other flat surface is covered in stuff. And it's useless stuff! Stuff I don't need! Broken computer parts. Cables. Manuals for stuff I don't have anymore. Paperwork going back . . . years. None of it moved with me, at least. It's all stuff I've accumulated since I moved into this house in 2001.

As of last night, I had cleared roughly 40% of the room. I see dark green carpet! I can actually walk from the door to my desk without fear of stubbing my toes on anything, or knocking something over. And today, I'm taking a big container of old paper stuff to work with me to recycle in their big recycle bins (my little shredder won't come close to making headway; I'm going to use the industrial shredding service at work to do the job).

Some parts of the house are worse than before. As we organize one room, some of that stuff ends up in another room. All the books from the living room, for instance, will eventually have to find their way to either the shelves in my office, bedroom, or library. And the desk and credenza in my office? Oy. But at least it's off the floor, right? :)

I just have to keep telling myself that it's a process, not an overnight thing. That's what killed my efforts those other times. A combination of trying to do everything at once, and firefly enthusiasm.

I have a system for myself once I'm done, as well. I have a box with a bunch of what amount to ping-pong balls in it. On each ball is written a room of the house that I have trouble with. Kitchen. Master bedroom. Bathrooms. Cat room. Garage (the only room that scares me). Etc. The plan goes like this: each week, I draw a ball at random and go through that room and tidy it. Restore it to an uncluttered state. And put the ball in another box until all the balls in the first box have been cycled, and then I start over. It may work, it may not, but it's worth a shot.

I know it sounds insane, but the whole process is kind of its own reward. An indulgence of a sort. It just feels so wonderful to go into my bathroom and closet. The kitchen is a joy. And the part of my office that is no longer cluttered feels nice to look at. I want to feel that in every room. When I forget or get discouraged, I walk into my bathroom, take a deep breath, and go back to declutterizing.

I've tried not to bore people with multiple progress reports. I have pictures of the bathroom, because it was the first spot. I took a video of the finished kitchen that I'll put on YouTube soon. I have before shots of the office taken some while back, and once I'm done in there, I'll post those and my finished product, but not here. On my Facebook page, where it's easier to upload photos.

Maybe — just maybe — when I'm done with all this, I can find places to hang all the artwork I've collected over the years. Wouldn't that be nice?




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Today’s post is inspired by GBE2 (Group Blogging Experience)’s Week 110 prompt: Indulgences.

kaasirpent: (Annoyed)
Monday, April 2nd, 2012 11:56 am
Honestly, this is why I hate planning things.

Back when the Greater Atlanta Metropolitan Area was in the midst of a years-long drought, we were told not to water our lawns. I was the only person in my neighborhood who actually complied with that rule. As a result, all of my grass died, and what's on my front lawn is moss and weeds. Some tree roots are partially exposed. It looks awful, but hey. I'm not one of those people that has to have a golf-green lawn with all the grass the same height to 1/16".

I finally decided to do something about it because the top soil has begun to erode. I have a landscaper coming to lay some topsoil down, re-sod, and while he's at it, re-edge my flower beds with stone/brick and not the awful black plastic crap that's there, now, and to raise two of my sloping flower beds to level1, and wall them up with stone.2 Oh, and trim my trees so the sunlight can actually get to the new sod. Turns out plants need light. Who knew? :)

It should look so much better when done.3 He sent me an estimate, I approved, and he said he'd put it on the schedule. Yay.

Then, a couple of Fridays back, I came home from work to find that someone had strung 100 feet or more of DayGlo orange cable from one cable junction box (the one near my driveway) to another one (down the street). One of the distinguishing features of my subdivision when I moved in was that there had been cable lying across yards and in the street for years, according to the people I bought the house from. So, I didn't think anything of it.

Last Friday, I came home to find that someone had painted bright orange paint on my weeds in the front lawn. Presumably, it was Charter's doing, and they were going to bury that cable. Well, yay. Again, I didn't think anything of it, because I didn't know when my landscapers were going to start.

Today, I walked out to head to work and there was a small stack of three different kinds of landscaping brick4 on the driveway next to my garage door. Presumably for me to select among.5

I'm not an idiot. I know how the universe works. Inevitably, the landscapers will lay down my new sod and finish the rest, then—without any warning, because I'm not the customer who requested the cable run—they'll dig a trench through my new grass and mess up my yard to bury the cable. On top of that, when my landscaper replaces my weeds and moss with real grass, those painted lines will go away, so they'll have to paint it again and then wait longer, giving my new grass just time to get all rooted and settled in and happy. Before they dig it up.

Don't look at me like that. You know as well as I do that I'm right.

So . . . I called Charter Communications, hoping to get a date.

Stop laughing. It could have happened.6

Since I'm not the customer whose work order it is, they couldn't tell me anything concrete. She said that for 'bury jobs,'7 they have a month. Since the lines appeared last week, that means probably the end of April at the earliest.

<heavy, heavy sigh>

Planning. It's useless. The only thing I accomplished with the phone call to Charter (I was a lot nicer than I could have been, let me tell you) was to get her to add my phone number to the notification list on the work order so at least I'll know when they're going to dig up my lawn. Of course, this is Charter Communications. They'll probably call me after the back-hoe has already started the trench.8

I sent email to the landscaper asking him when he intended to start. Let's see if I can put him off until after they dig up my lawn to put down the cable.

Next time you wonder why I procrastinate, think of this.


  1. My front lawn is level to maybe 10 feet beyond my house's foundation, then it slopes rather precipitously down to the street. I'm guessing maybe . . . it's not quite a 45-degree angle, but I've never gone out there with a protractor to measure it.
  2. The flower beds—I have five sweet gum trees, several camellias, and some flowering bulb-things (I didn't plant them) in one, and a birch tree with what I think is crepe myrtle around it in the other—slope like the lawn. So they simply won't hold mulch for long. I want them level so they will. But to do that, he'll have to raise the front ends up to be the same height as the rear. That will take dirt and some sort of stone for the "retaining wall."
  3. I fully intend to take before/after pictures.
  4. A 'red' one, a 'concrete block' one, and a 'concrete block that's been dyed slightly brown' one. Don't ask me colors. :)
  5. I must have been in the shower when he brought them by because they weren't there at 7:30 when I took the cats to the vet.
  6. In what universe, I don't know, but it could have happened . . .
  7. I wonder if the guys doing it will have middle names of 'The'? You know, Vinny The Knife, Luigi The Undertaker, that kind of thing.
  8. I'm sure they don't use a back-hoe, but it's what I'm picturing, so I thought I'd go with it.
kaasirpent: (Default)
Friday, March 9th, 2012 03:45 pm
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I have several personalities, each of which I've let come out to play on my journal, from time to time.

There's Skippy the Skeptic, the personification of my inner skeptic. When he comes out, it's usually in the form of—

Really? We're going to do this again?

<sigh> Yes, Skippy.

I still loathe you for calling me Skippy, you know.

How well I do. Because you keep telling me. Over and over. And over.

So, after Skippy came Bradford, the personification of my inner child. I made a joke that my inner child is a 4-year-old brat. Later, he got a name.

WANNA 'NOTHER COOKIE!

Bradford, you can't—

BUT I WANNA!
He's just going to keep shouting until you give in, you know.

I'm nominally in charge, here, you know.

You would be if you'd ever bother to grow a pair.

Aaaand that would be Preston, the Procrastinator. Who is pretty much responsible for my epic ability to procrastinate. And who, for reasons unknown to me, insults me a lot.

I believe that a better word for what you do is 'perendinate,' which certainly describes your actions far better than 'procrastinate.'

Yes, Jürgen. As you probably already figured out, Jürgen is my inner grammar nazi.

You should capitalize 'Nazi.'
What if he doesn't feel like it, you Hitler-loving—
I'M BORED!

Shut up, Bradford!
Be quiet, child!
Waste of your time, Gentlemen.
Why did you capitalize 'gentlemen'? It should not be cap--
I did it just to annoy you.

What-evs. I'm outta here. There's, like, stuff to do. Tomorrow. Or maybe Sunday...
'Outta' is not a word!

<watches them all go> This is what it's like inside my head, some days.

You know, the days where I don't have a stuck song.

I believe you meant 'on which' instead of—

I will hurt you.